To Whom It May Concern:

I, Dorienne Smith, creator and owner of Dorienne Smith.com, do hereby annouce that I do not own nor have the rights to anything including, but not limited to: Ally McBeal, The X-Files, Friends, Fraiser, Sailor Moon or any television show mentioned on this website, Harry Potter, The Silence of the Lambs or any film or book mentioned on this website, Tommy Hilfiger, Macy's, Gucci, Prada, Donna Karan, Abercrombie & Fitch, FUBU, Sean John, Express: Limited Brands, Inc., New York & Company: Limited Brands, Inc., or any other store, artist, or designer mentioned on this website, Beyonce Knowles, Eminem, Lauryn Hill or any musical artist, band, or group mentioned on this website, HBO, BBC America, E! Television, Cinematherapy, Walt Disney, Inc., or any other media corporation mentioned on this website, The Ohio State University, The University of Michigan, or any school or university mentioned on this website, Kaplan, The Princeton Review, PSAT, SAT, or any other college entrance examination or test preparation organization mentioned on this website, Visa, Mastercard, Discover Card, and/or American Express or any other form of credit or any banks mentioned upon this website. So...Please do not sue me! I do not have any money whatsoever! The process would be an ignorant waste of both our time and no one wins in the end. I am not hurting anyone, nor am I making any money off of your product (hense the reason I have no money). So, once again PLEASE do not engage in any legal act with me. It would be a waste of time and your money, since I do not have any, and both our strength. Please, do not hassle yourself and let me stay where I am.

Thank you for your time,

Dorienne Smith